Johnny you have a lovely girlfriend !
Ye, but her name is a bit dodgy.
Everybody's out to get my Fanny
Everybody wants to see my Fanny
Everybody likes to hold my Fanny
loves no one but me.
Everybody wants to seize my Fanny
Everybody likes to squeese my
They'll do every thing to please my fanny
Still she loves no one but me.
touch my Fanny, please don't ever try,
My little Fanny is reserved for just one guy
That's why I never let another love
light blind me
Every where I go you'll always find me.
With me little Fanny right behind me
'Cause she's so in love
Do you know what Johnny ?
that little girl will get you into trouble.
Every one who ever spied my Fanny,
Tried to hang around beside my Fanny,
Maybe I should try and hide my Fanny
she'll find somebody new,
I seen loads of Fanny in my time
Frequently their cheeks were close to mine
I held one so divine
Like the Fanny that belongs to me
We will be married some day
And when we go away to spend our honeymoon
I know that every one's going to miss my Fanny
No one ever could
resist my Fanny
But they wouldn't dare to kiss my Fanny
'Cause she's so in love with me.