There’s Wee Folk & there’s Fairies,
And there’s Leprechauns as well.
They live among
At least so I’ve heard tell.
Although there’s many of them,
They are very seldom
Unless you have been indulging,
In too much of the old poteen!
I’ve heard they’re full
And I don’t doubt that it’s true.
So you’d best keep well away from them,
my advice to you!